The Murph Card

What is The Murph Card?

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.

If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "

" you look like murph"

" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"

*Cries in coner

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