What is The Mushroom?
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When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland
a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night
Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom
My Dad just mushroomed your mum
I Mushroomed your wife Last Night
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Random Words:
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The idiotic facial expression that one makes while dancing.
John's dance face makes him look like he's constopated.
See face..
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A standard with which to compare. this scale works with anyone and can never trully be beaten
"Man that girls fit"
"pff..
