What is The Musket?
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When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.
I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.
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a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.
Dik gives his dog the musket every night.
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The current position that something is in.
The apple is next to the orange, therefore it is in disposition.
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Masturbating so that you ejaculate into your own mouth.
Of course I've never tasted my own man juice, do you think I circus wank?
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