The Musket

What is The Musket?


1.

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

See loading, musket, civil war, sex

2.

a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.

Dik gives his dog the musket every night.

See shit, packing, asshole, anal, dik, dick, dic


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