The Mustard

What is The Mustard?

A name given to a homiewhen they do something exceptional or amazing. Used when other words can't describe the awesomeness of an occurence or person.

"When Johnny jumped off of his bike into the lake it was the mustard."

Mother-shut-your-mouth

1. A way to say 'mother fucker' without being offensive and vulgar. Suppose you're with your grandma at her usual bing spot..

Upholstery

1. Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back. Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpetmatch the drapes? Red..

Luvb

1. another word for love...a cute way girlfriend: luvb ya boo!! boyfriend: i love you too!! See love, luv, cute, lubb, i heart you..

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