What is The Naked Man?
1.
The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
I used the naked man the other night.
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2.
A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
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3.
A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
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4.
A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.
(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.
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