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Reserving a seat when you get up/leave, and you plan to return. If someone takes the seat then they are subject to a shovel to the nuts...
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Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight..
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When something great happens to you or a friend at the expense of another.
Oh my god what the fuck rolling on the floor laughing my fuc..