The Nelson

What is The Nelson?

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This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.

"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"

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