The New Church

What is The New Church?

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A branch of the protisent church that beleives there is an inner meaning to the Bible. They beleive a man name Emanual Swedenborg was inspired by God in his writings, called, "The Writings". The main hub is in Bryn Athyn, PA. They state that they do not worship Swedenborg, though they do have a day celabrating him, and they respect him A LOT.

"Do you enjoy scientific religeons and 'old-fashined' people"

"ATUALLY I DESPISE THEM"

"Oh, then don't join The New Church."

See philosophy, science, god, drugs, cult, loon, insane, morbid
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