What is The New Yankee Workshop?


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The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.

Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.

Dude: Oh man what happened ?

Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.

Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.

Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.

See sawdust, fuck, gross


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