The New York Times

What is The New York Times?

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While receiving head, you ejaculate onto her face. Then you deficate onto a copy of the "New York Times". You then proceed to slam her head into a copy of the "New York Times", and yell "Read that shit, bitch". (If preformed correctly the paper will stick to her face)

Ethan: How was Veronica last night?

Kyle: Ah, she was being a bitch so i gave her the new york times

Ethan: That's fucking nasty

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