The New York Times

What is The New York Times?


1.

While receiving head, you ejaculate onto her face. Then you deficate onto a copy of the "New York Times". You then proceed to slam her head into a copy of the "New York Times", and yell "Read that shit, bitch". (If preformed correctly the paper will stick to her face)

Ethan: How was Veronica last night?

Kyle: Ah, she was being a bitch so i gave her the new york times

Ethan: That's fucking nasty

the new york times

See new york times, sex, the tony danza, nasty, shit, poop, cum, head, deficate


57

Random Words:

1. A used condom found floating up on the beach. We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Lon..
1. - n. | Anyone currently in the act of attempting to harm an individual. - n. | Any homosexual that will uproar at a homophobic remark. ..
1. Just for now. Not forever, only for a little while, could change at any given time, probably only 'for now, for the sex' Me:..