The Next Guy

What is The Next Guy?

That "guy" that jerks always compare themselves with

she: enters the room with a bloody chainsaw

he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line

she: Dieeeeee!!!

See spanking, chainsaw, guy, sex, jerk

Gammon Goalposts

1. a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia. I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!..

Safety Wee

1. An act of urination, often undertaken whist on the lash, taken before moving on somewhere else. The basis of the activity being to avoi..

Forty Clamp

1. pronounced (fooooooooooo-D-Clamp) Originated by the drunken shouts of one Dale Tourdot (pronounced: 2 dough) in an attempt to say "..

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