What is The North Face?
1.
expensive type of jacket that yuppy young men and women wear as a way to:
1) make a statement that they're rich.
2) keep very warm, since they're good jackets.
I prefer wearing mine for the second reason, but hey, #1 isn't all that bad...
Holy crap! He's wearing a North Face jacket! I have to go touch him and attain wealth!
2.
A ridiculous kind of jacket that will never see the North Face of anything. The jackets cost more than their weight in gold, and are usually worn by every member of the Greek system at all times. Attending a winter greek event may as well be a North Face advertisement. The alleged quality of the jackets is offset by the fact that owning one makes you a douche.
Teacher: Conscientious consumption is the purchase of goods to look rugged or otherwise not ostentatious. Have you of you been conscientious consumers?
Class: No.
Teacher: How many of you own something with the the words "The North Face?"
Class: *defeated*
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3.
A line of winter wear that comes in twelve shades of black and is worn by stuck-up college students who feel an overwhelming need to fit in. Most people justify their wearing of The North Face by preaching about how warm the coats are in order to hide the fact that they're most likely a pretentious snob who lacks taste and the ability to impress anyone with originality.
I took the bus to class today and was only one of three people not sporting The North Face.
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4.
A high-end jacket and mostly ski clothing company. Their jackets are warm and insulating, and most of them have waterproof gore-tex material on the outside or middle layer. They have been known to have high quality, well packaged down feathers in a lot of their coats. I personally have a fleece jacket, a shell, and an insulating jacket with fur. All maintained their quality when I went skiing in the Alps. North Face Rules!!
His North Face jacket is so cool, I even heard that it has down feather insulation. I wish I had a jacket made by the north face!
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5.
The North Face is a brand of clothing usually worn by people who know nothing of style and just enjoy being a conformist. These people are usually
These people are of course not without enemies: people with the ability to think beyond the limitations of a 2 mile radius, people with a sense of style, goths, tourist and jews.
People who wear TNF and wear it proudly can do so, even against such crude scrutiny, simply by using a defensive measure where they hynotize themselves into believing that everyones just jealous and everyones too poor to afford this brand of clothing.
You know what your doing? You're wearing the badge of fobbiness, take The North Face off!
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6.
A jacket that is valuable and filled with goose feathers. It's really warm... i have one that's why. They are made in other stuff, such a pants, sneakers, camping stuff, clothing, ear gear, sunglasses/shades, hats.
I so want one of those North Face jackets!!!!!!!
7.
The North Face is a brand of clothing usually worn by people who know nothing of style and just enjoy being a conformist. These people are usually F.O.B.(fresh off boat) and of Asian decent, but not necessarily.
The brand of clothing is usually accompanied by a Ghotti blow out, Zippo lighters and a phone designed for construction workers-Nextels.
These people are of course not without enemies: people with the ability to think beyond the limitations of a 2 mile radius, people with a sense of style, Goths, tourist and Jews.
People who wear TNF and wear it proudly can do so, even against such crude scrutiny, simply by using a defensive measure where they hypnotize themselves into believing that everyone’s just jealous and everyone’s too poor to afford this brand of clothing.
If you take that The north face jacket you'll look less fobby than you are
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