The Nutty Professor

What is The Nutty Professor?


1.

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

See chubby chaser, cow, fat, phillips, large

2.

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

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