The Oatmeal Code

What is The Oatmeal Code?

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.

student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!

student2: that sucks!

teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.

See oatmeal, drugs, sex, drinking, stuff, high school

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