The Offspring

What is The Offspring?


1.

A Southern California based punk band that consists of four members. They have released 7 kick ass albums and one greatest hits album. One of the greatest bands ever.

Time rolls On

Wipe these eyes

Yesterday Laughs

Tommorow cries

-Can't Repeat (2005)

2.

see Offspring

The Offspring rock!

3.

Best Band Ever!

Hell Yeah

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4.

The best band out there nowadays. Not one of those shitty yeller bands, but one of the classic punk rock bands. They rock man!!!!!!

"And all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy"--Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)-Americana 1998

5.

A fuckin awesome band that a lot of ppl just don't take the time to listen to and learn to appreciate their music, which, by the way, is like an orgasm for the ears! Whoever disagrees can suck my balls.

Some Dick: Man, the Offspring suck!

Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!

6.

A kick-ass band that rox my sox!!!! OFFSPRING PWNS nOObs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I should say no, but its kinda hard when she's ready to go, I may me dumb, but I'm not a dweeb, I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

-Self Esteem, Smash (1994)

7.

A band that many people write off because of their zany singles. When you get past the crust, you have the smooth caramel filling.

On the way

Trying to get where I'd like to say

I'm always feeling steered away

By someone trying to tell me

What to say and do

I don't want it

I gotta go find my own way

I gotta go make my own mistakes

Sorry man for feeling

Feeling the way I do


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