The Ole Two Finger Jones

What is The Ole Two Finger Jones?

1.

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh...n I smell?

See jones, after, anything, it, funnier

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