What is The Ole Two Finger Jones?
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quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.
Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"
Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.
Jonny: Oh...n I smell?
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Random Words:
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A twice divorced woman on the hunt for a younger man, derivitive of cougar.
My friend Joe picked up an ubercougar at the bar last night..
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The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.
"The patio is oblongular"..
