The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

See jizz, splooge, chicks, pirate, shin

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