The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

See jizz, splooge, chicks, pirate, shin

Zug

1. The world's only comedy site. I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website. 2. a short, stocky, hairy man with a tiny penis ..

Javagasm

1. The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works. --for computer programmers..

Luli

1. A kiss on the bridge of your nose right next to the corner of your eye. I gave Ryan a luli today. See kiss, eye, nose, soft, bridge 2..

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