The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

See jizz, splooge, chicks, pirate, shin

Zitaphobe

1. A person who fears or hates zits and/or people with zits. (Like a homophobe) Johnny(on the phone): Hey, wanna go to the movies tomorrow..

Stale And Shake

1. Stake and Shake after 2 a.m, and after a long hard night of drinking. A.S: Lets go to Stale and Shake. A.K: Don't you mean Steak ..

Ball Bags

1. synonym for testicles ow you just kicked me in the ball bags..

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