The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

See jizz, splooge, chicks, pirate, shin

Pull A Cheney

1. Accidentally shooting your friend while hunting (usually while drunk.) Hunter A: "Oh man, I accidentally shot Jethro the other day..

Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch

1. A sexually explitive similar to Texas Belt Buckle. It is the action of pulling the penis through the pocket of the pants and then exposi..

Ucapachesta

1. Sneezing, burping and farting simultaneously. Collette sprinkled pepper on the rest of her beans and ucapachesta-ed, causing Rose to ho..

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