The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

See jizz, splooge, chicks, pirate, shin

W.a.s.y.

1. A fantasy baseball situation in which your pitchers get a win and a save in the same game. Win and Save, Yessssssss!!!! With Greinke..

Nerfect

1. perfectly nerfed he nerfected the gun with a gum See perfect, nerf, nerfect, nerfed..

Organ-spasm

1. A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people ..

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