The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

See jizz, splooge, chicks, pirate, shin

J.crew

1. J. CREW is a simplistic, preppy, New England-style clothing brand worn usually by middle to upper-middle class young people who desire c..

Juicin

1. to screw someone over, to ditch someone. Bro: Hey bro i called you this morning so we can go pick up hoes in the club. Bro 2: I had to..

Karma Payment Plan

1. A system by which seemingly magical improvements in one's life are given by mysterious forces in exchange for a sense of unease not..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The One Eyed Pirate Edit Meaning