The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

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Punto

1. 1) quite simply: pussy 2) in spanish it means point 1) i'm lonely. i need some punto. 2) dos puntos para tu. (2 points for you)..

Ride And Whistle

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Zekeyspaceylizard

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