The One Eyed Pirate

What is The One Eyed Pirate?

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

See jizz, splooge, chicks, pirate, shin

Ice Thirty Two Below Minus The Wind Chill

1. ice so cold it is the fuckin coldest "I got this ice thirty two below minus the wind chill"..

Queen Brahme

1. by far, the most ugliest video game character ever. She's from FF9, the mother of the beautiful Garnet, and...Is FUCKING UGLLLLLLL..

Beweets

1. A rank smell and or sight Mom this dinner smells like beweets. See shit..

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