What is The One, Two Monkey Punch?
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A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
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The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB.
Newport smoker: COUGH..
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n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even mak..
