What is The One, Two Monkey Punch?
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A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
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A 50 second internet shock video where a guy gets fucked in his ass by a horse with a 2 foot cock.
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An extremely rare species of freak that have a penis and vagina, its hard to describe so use your imagination. Also used as an insult.
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