What is The One, Two Monkey Punch?

1.

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.

He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.

See masturbation, ejaculation, orgasm
0

Random Words:

Bagina
1. Seeing the vagina from the butt While doing it doggie style Pete yells out, "NICE BAGINA"! See Pete 2. derived from word f..
Read more
.adgjmptw
1. 1. the letters that come up if you press 1-9 on your cell phone 2. a term of frusteration when your texting converstaion has come to a ..
Read more
Scabasaurus
1. (n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us Brandon is a scabasaurus..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free