What is The One, Two Monkey Punch?
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A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
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The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government check..
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A hot dog with peanutbutter and mustard on it. The combination sounds awful but somehow it works.
"Fix me another jiffstard dog, ..
