What is The One, Two Monkey Punch?
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A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
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Rude insult. means u c*nt hole. usually said when someone is vex. Guyanese people use it
Cyai yuh mout yuh skunt hole
Shut your mouth ..
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The discharge that exist the penis right before the actual sperm. Also known as pre-nut. Loser sperm can actually cause conception res..
