What is The One, Two Monkey Punch?
1.
A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
See
Random Words:
1.
Orcish for "Fat Whore"
/ia/orcishnations/orcishphrases
Pshh... you're just a Undur Kurv.
See fat, whore, fat whore, or..
1.
The speech pattern Wapaneseuse to show that they know 4-5 words in Japanese and try to insert them into everyday English speech in order..
1.
A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East(It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hy..
