What is The One, Two Monkey Punch?
1.
A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
See
Random Words:
1.
Brownish/Greenish stain made by fecal matter usually made by dingleberries rubbing against the tightie whities my father wears.
"D..
1.
Vencislav Karlov is the full name of the person who leaves in small village near Sofia, Bulgaria, called Vladaia, and who we often call ..
