The Optimus Prime

What is The Optimus Prime?


1.

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

See sex, dildos, anal


54

Random Words:

1. The StudMuffin is a Texas Urban Legend. He is purported to possess stellar charm, a rozor-sharp wit and a magnetic personality that is..
1. One ugly, messy, and smelly snatch. My ex-wife has a burtgoo...
1. Dutch for "heaven". Thus proving once and for all that Hemel Hempstead literally is heaven. When I die, I'm going to Hem..