The Optimus Prime

What is The Optimus Prime?


1.

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

See sex, dildos, anal


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