The Optimus Prime

What is The Optimus Prime?

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

See sex, dildos, anal

Mobilizing Mah Troops

1. The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long ..

Nfsod

1. National Flick Somebody Off Day- June 30th of every year, starting in 2008, you flick off anyone you see. Preferably no cops, old fucks ..

Shitzopherenia

1. fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again. "OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopher..

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