What is The Oxfam Beast?
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The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.
...She never did find the book she was looking for.
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A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.
Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is.. 
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Plural of U.S. citizen.
U.S. citizens are not the same as American citizens...