The Pancake Position

What is The Pancake Position?

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When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.

Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!

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