The Paper Shreds

What is The Paper Shreds?

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book

(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book

(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

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Zeroise

1. To replace all values with zero's. To start with initial values. To turn into nothing. I will zeroise the values and start again..

I.p.s

1. An acronym for inverted penis syndrome where the penis is retracted within groin like a turtle with its head in its shell. Oh shit, tha..

Rowboatable

1. Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date. (i.e. not a fatty.) Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up wi..

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