The Paper Shreds

What is The Paper Shreds?

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

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(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book

(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book

(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

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