The Paper Shreds

What is The Paper Shreds?

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book

(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book

(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

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Eigensex

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Zutch

1. To have two penises and fuck a girl from the butt and vagina. Dude I zutched your mom last night...

Zenni Theorem

1. The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses..

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