The Paralyzer

What is The Paralyzer?


1.

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.

I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.

See orgasm, sex, cum, explosion, cripple


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