What is The Parkway?
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A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.
Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.
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eating macaroni and cheese on top of crackers instead of with a spoon or fork.
Were going to go to my house to make some mac-n-crack.
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