The Pasture

What is The Pasture?

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noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.

Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.

Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.

See pasture, farm, washed up

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