What is The Pat Borders?
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The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.
The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.
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The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.
"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to..