The Patriot Edit Meaning

1.

(N.)Accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation. Usually the cause of a person or persons taking their perverse self-love to dangerous, sometimes fatal levels.

see also: SuperBowl XLII; Tom Brady; Bill Bellichick

Little Billy accidentally pulled The Patriot the other day when he was beating off with a belt around his neck while staring at himself in the mirror.

See tom brady, 18-1

2.

Having violent sex with a lady on her period and getting blood all over the place, like when William Wallace from Braveheart started killing made heads and blood was going all over the place.

That chick was on the rag so I gave her the patriot.

See donkey punch, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, rusty trombone, angry dragon, hot carl, anal, angry pirate, tony danza, houdini, pink sock, blumpkin, strawberry shortcake, cum, fuck, hot karl, hot lunch

3.

when your doing a girl in the butt, punch her in the back and bust on it...bruise is blue, blood is red, and bust is white

i punched this girl real hard while i was doing her, she had a patriot for a weeks

See pat

4.

a sexual action that requires a horse. While doing a girl up the butt you slap her across the back so that red and white stripes appear. Then you beat her left shoulder until it is black and blue. When you both are done you rip her backskin off, jump on your horse and ride away victorious waving your makeshift american flag.

Man, my friend actually tried the patriot on his girlfriend last night and the bitch ended up in the hospital.

See kinky, bondage, hardcore sex, Sean Glennon