What is The Pear?
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noun:
A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.
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a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.
person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!
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Random Words:
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-Usually found on tatoos it means a guys got bad luck and/or hes a guy whos been through a lot.
-Can be used for white trash or middle .. 
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The man who men (usually named Tom) fantasise about constantly
Tom:Wish i could have a bit of that mr vietnam ;)
See vietnam, gay, tom..