The Pear

What is The Pear?


1.

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.

At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.

See pear, pain, torture, ouch

2.

a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.

person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!

person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!

See fupa, gunt, jiggles, jello


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