The Peg Leg Pirate

What is The Peg Leg Pirate?

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When a girl is giving you head and you shoot it in her mouth then you punch her in the eye and stomp on her foot. She is hopping around on one foot holding her eye just like a pirate with a peg leg.

After I shot it in her mouth I gave her the peg leg pirate!!!
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