What is The Penguin?
1.
The coolest Batman villain of all time.
The Penguin is so slick with his umbrella, that he stole my eggsak toe ones with it.
2.
Typically done by prostitutes and crack whores. This means to remove a man's pants to his ankles and then run off with his money leaving him waddling after you like a penguin.
Man 1:"Dude, you got 5 bucks I can borrow?"
Man 2:"I'm totally broke. Last night this crack whore gave me the penguin."
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3.
When you meet a girl for the first time and take her home after a crazy night at the bar (preferred wasted girl) you make out with her. take off her pants and insert 4 fingers into her pussy and your thumb into her ass like a motherfucken penguin
The Penguin. Heard of two in the pink, one in the stink? New generation does it penguin style. DO WHATTTTTTT!?!
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4.
Laughter that resembles that of the Penguin from Batman.
"Why is aids a miracle", says Nile River
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).
5.
a move done off a diving board. much like a regular dive but with your hands down tight at your sides going into the pool head first.
come on dom quit being sutch a pussy and fucking do the penguin!!
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