The Penis Game

What is The Penis Game?


1.

A game where people take turns in a crowded place to say the word penis. Whoever says it the loudest wins.

Player 1: penis

Player 2: Penis

Player 3: Penis!

Player 4: PENIS!!1!11111!1

Everyone in the general area: O_o

2.

A game mainly occuring with adolescents who, having nothing better to do, decide to shout an obscene word in hopes of attracting attention or at least showing off their stupidity. Fun to watch, not fun to get caught. Anyone who plays seriously is in for some stares and/or trouble. Can also be played with a variation of words (i.e. "vagina," basically any word that you wouldn't say to your grandmother on a regular basis)

(in class)

A: (whisper)penis

B: penis

A: (slightly louder)penis

--some time elapses

B: PENIS!!!!!!!

Teacher: WTF

3.

A game played by teenagers when either bored or desperate for attention. The game is played with two or more people. It starts out with someone whispering the word, "Penis," and it keeps getting louder from there until the word is being shouted.

Never play the penis game in a church.

See LAM

4.

the penis game is a game in which two or more players say the word "penis" starting from a whisper and progressing to a balls-out scream. the loser is the person who attracts a designated person's attention first. the designated person is not aware of the game taking place.

penis...

Penis...

PENIS!!!

::somebody turns around::

You lose, muthafucka!

5.

A game where someone starts by shouting "Penis!" and waits for someone to answer his call with "Penis!". This is passed back and forth between any number of players. The last person to say "Penis!" wins.

Mostly played by varsity students.

Standing in front of a class, waiting for it to start, the Penis Game will make time fly!


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