The Penis Man

What is The Penis Man?

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.

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Billy Two-shits

1. Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two. Sam: "I'm fed up with him tel..

Assburn

1. When you shit out a damn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes. Assburn is just a terrible tragedy. 2. Game played by children of Sask..

Surprise Kiss

1. Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat danc..

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