The Penis Man

What is The Penis Man?

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.

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Tona

1. a large woman with a square ass Hey look Tona's trying to squeeze into that squirly bikini and she is needing more vaseline to lub..

Ponti

1. Clueless monomaniacal buffoon. That guy is such a ponti. He'll spend half an hour in the bathroom, in front of a mirror, combing h..

Eggstistentialist

1. A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area. Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a p..

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