The Penix

What is The Penix?

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

Unmoderny

1. An adjective describing something which is not modern, i.e. old. Ruth's outfit was sooo unmoderny, you can tell she visited the sa..

Cake Show

1. The gratuitous display of a particularly unkempt homosexual male's anal region. This region includes the cornhole and the taint. Du..

Hell In A Handcart

1. Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'. The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncom..

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