The Perfect Game

What is The Perfect Game?

When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.

After I get home from work every Thursday I get drunk and bowl a perfect game.

Gun Dildo

1. A innanimate object used for pleasuring a female. On this occasion, shaped like a gun. I placed the gun dildo on her pussy and pulled t..

Hidta

1. Where Patty Balls used to work until the President cut the funding. Find him now back at Fleet Services. just another gubmint program ..

2:31

1. The Universal Time for sex. "Hey, girl, you gonna be there at 2:31?" "I get it on at 2:31" See sex, bed, rule, ti..

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