The Perfect Pump

What is The Perfect Pump?


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When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.

When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.

You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.

See gas, pump, handle, squeeze, perfect, pumping


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