The Perth Edit Meaning

1. A wonderful pastry of fruit-filled delight, as invented by the pagans. "Mmmm... nice batch of umfomforts, pags!"..

1. A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon..

1. Greeting. 'Hi' use inplace of hello or hi. 'Umaaaaaaaaaah' 'Umaaaaaaaaaah' 'How r u' 'i..