The Pesticide

What is The Pesticide?


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When a woman queefs on a man with crabs pubic hair. Upon which he will be cured of his prior case of crabs.

Person 1: "Bro, did you hear about John?"

Person 2: "Yea I know, he has crabs, it sucks."

Person 3: "No, this slut from the bar he took home gave him the pesticide and now he's clean again bro!"

Person 4: "Awesome."

See pests, dirty, crabs, queefer


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