The 1800 Phoneline Edit Meaning

1. the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer. The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my k..

1. Puts Hand To Mouth U may do this wen slightly shocked, or find something rude. Dry-hole oooooo *ph2m*..

1. a) An allergic reaction to cum. b) A resistance to receive a cumshot. c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian. My gi..