The Piano Man

What is The Piano Man?

A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.

Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!

See anal rape, cigarettes

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat

1. Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short. Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat. See meat curtains, meat flaps, piss flap..

Navratan

1. uselesswhats that smell? if someone were to suck at life, you could say 'wow, you really pulled a navratan' See navajo, navi..

5.9

1. Synonym for average. Derives from 5.9 inches being the average penis length in human males. It is pronounced without the decimal point. ..

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