The Pilgrimage

What is The Pilgrimage?


1.

The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirutplayer must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.

Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him."

William Hung: "Oh yeah, he's gonna be gone all week, he's in the middle east."

Ryan Seacrest: "The pilgrimage, eh?"

William Hung: "You know it, dogg. Oh, oh, oh yeah, there it is!" *SPLAT*

Ryan Seacrest: "Damn! Looks like I have to eat the jizz muffin again."

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