The Pirate Edit Meaning

1.

When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck! She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"

I gave my girlfriend "The Pirate" last night, and she still can't get the jiz out of her eye!

See Superman

2.

when you are about to blow your load, take it out and shoot it in one of the girl's eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate

dag yo, the bitch was hobblin around after a gave her the pirate

See angry pirate, shin kick, hobbler, eye patch

3.

when you blow a load in a chicks eye, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one eye open yelling aaarrrrrrgh!

that bitch is the pirate

See load, eye, cum, bitch, shin

4.

Driving home from the bar shitfaced and having to cover one eye to prevent seeing double.

Clyde McBride: "Bro I got shitfaced last night at the bar and had to do the pirate to get home!" Kill: "Dude you're a shitbag!"

See shitfaced, pirate, clyde, bar, shitbag

5.

The Pirate is when you take someone from behind and right when you're getting ready to blow your load you tell them, but instead of actually cumming you spit on their back and naturally they turn around to look, just then you shoot your actual load in their eye in which they grasp and cover it up with one hand afterward. As they stand up to ask you what that was all about you kick them in the shin. Now they're hobbling with one eye covered, hence the pirate.

I drank Rum mixed with gunpowder and then made your mother the pirate

See pirates, sex, spit, shin

6.

when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"

here is the pirate:

"oh that's good"

*hoch* *ptoo*

"what the f..."

*splat*

*gasp*

*kick*

"aaaarrrr"

See pirate, the pirate

7.

1.This highly diffucult manuever to master is performed when one is having anal sex with his partner. When your about to cum you pull out and spti on her back so she thinks you came on her. Then when she turns around you bust in her eye, kick her in the shin, then punch her in the kidney making her go "arghh" with one eye closed a hand on her hip all the while bouncing on one leg.

2.Destroy Ninjas.

Chris:Dude, I heard Mel got the pirate last night...What the hell was Matt thinking?

Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.

Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.

See anal, bust, cum, ninja, flying spaghetti monster