What is The Pitts?
1.
Slang term for the town of Pittsfield, in the
"I wish I could drive to Boston more often, because I live in The Pitts."
2.
The worst show in the history of television.
The family, and the show, are The Pitts.
3.
Insanely glamorous family that travels all around the world spreading their hotness and procreating like jack rabbits.
-Male figure of the family is named Brad and has been known for the swooning and hot flashes of women globally for the past two decades.
-Female figure of the family is Angelina (last name is hypened "Jolie-Pitt") and has been responsible for many young pre-pubescent males to "discover" their sexuality while watching Beowulf.
-Children of the family Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh (and soon to be one, maybe two more) are the luckiest little brats on the face of the planet and we will see them in about ten to twenty years snorting cocaine off of cocktail tables at popular Hollywood clubs whilst not wearing underpants (or pants in general).
I was going to vacation in Honolulu this year but I decided to be like the Pitts and run off to the south of France
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