What is The Platinum Solution?


1.

Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.

Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."

Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."

Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"

Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"

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