What is The Poofster?
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A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.
Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.
I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
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