The Pope

What is The Pope?


1.

Master and Commander of the Pope mobile.

To the bubblecraft!

See wysiwyg

2.

the head of the catholic church who is usually considered to be extra holy, and is known for wearing big funny hats, and riding around waving in a bullet-proof car, a.k.a. the "popemobile".

i think the pope gets much of his authority from wearing big funny looking hats and long golden robes and weird stuff like that.

a catholic friend told me "the pope is dope", and i believe him.

3.

The god guy. They're not very creative, part of the reason they all have the same name. Formerly John Paul II, but his magic pope powers couldn't keep him alive forever. Rumored to fly over Vatican City at night.

John Paul II used to be pope, but now Christians have a German Shepard.

4.

When you are very good at something.

Man that kid is the pope at basketball!

5.

- Pwned by g0d.

- What a n00b.

- incredibly funny.

1: The pope got PK'd by g0d. What a n00b.

2: On one hand, it's sad that a human has died. On the other hand, it's incredibly funny!

6.

Deceased pope.

Extremely Right wing and conservative (like Hitler, Stalin or Bush).

Believed homosexuality was wrong, and now he's dead. See evolution.

Like a lot of people from an early generation, The Pope found it hard to understand modern sexuality. However he tolerated pedophilia from his priests in his church for decades. In life, many schools of thought believed that this twisted hypocrisy was intolerable. These opinions continue to surface after his passing.

7.

A short, bald, insecure, chain-smoking, fat-ass who sucks at golf.

Hey, let's hang out with The Pope - that'll make us feel better about ourselves.


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