The Pope's Dick

What is The Pope's Dick?

1.

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.

Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*

Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!
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