The Porch Edit Meaning

1. When you fuck a girl in your bestfriends akeems bathroom but he doesnt know it and has to take a shit so he scratches on the door meowin..

1. Someone who wastes their time on making up fictitious words on the Internet; A bashing term for people who make up internet jargon terms..

1. condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are. Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him ..