The Porch Edit Meaning

1. The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon Yellow Page phonebook slogan, let your fingers do the walking. See also James Earl Jones..

1. When a woman starts her period. I'm unable to make it out to the party, I have the girl flu... See period, cramps, bloat, moody, ..

1. A less embarassing but more irritating alternative to developing a boner. 2. what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an i..