The Porch Edit Meaning

1. (n) A state of being: to be completely in love with someone and having to cope with them moving far away. Every day Andrew saw Kerry&ap..

1. A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and ut..

1. A dope fresh person with nothing less than twenty grand in his pocket. Wears only the cleanest and freshest clothes around, almost alway..