The Porky Pig

What is The Porky Pig?


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When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.

Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!

See pussy tease, cock tease, wes, masturbate, cold shoulder


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