The Portnoy

What is The Portnoy?


1.

Having sexual intercourse with and ejaculating into any raw cut of meat (e.g. liver, porterhouse steak, pork roast), and then preparing and serving said meat (colloq. 'marinated') as a meal for one's immediate family or close friends.

(Origin: Portnoy's Complaint, by Philip Roth)

I was horrified when Andrew told me he'd done the Portnoy on the steak tartare I'd just enjoyed so heartily.

See roth, philip, meat, liver, sex, ejaculate, semen, fetish


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