The Porto-rican Oops There It Is

What is The Porto-rican Oops There It Is?

1.

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...

Girl: What are you doing?!

Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

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